- Number of days worked in a row: 8
- Number of hours per day: 10.8 on average
- Number of people I’ve helped serve a meal to in the past 3 days: 996
- Number of dishes I’ve broken: 0 (miraculously)
- Number of times ice cream exploded all over my clothes and shoes this morning before 8am: 2
- Number of glasses of wine and slices of pizza I will have tonight before falling into my bed: Yet to be determined.
I’ll be back with a recipe as soon as my brain can comprehend cooking again and my legs do not feel like mush.